Most of “Jackedup Nation” realizes that behind the barb wired fence at Area 143 there are things happening. Revolutionary things. Secret things. One of these classified projects has been as enthralling, and as awe inspiring, as the Apollo and Manhattan Projects were back in the day. It is the next breakthrough in ski technique. It has been a steady progression of experimentation taking years to assemble. First there was the Skijitsu Technique. This was demonstrated on the Toll Road at Whiteface Mountain in the Fall of 2008. Many shortchanged the results saying they were falsely based on the 4Wheeled Rocket Skiis(Code Named:The (amp;*^$amp;%$#^$@$!^$). This was believable to the Masses. BUT the Erudite realized that something else was going on.br /Skijitsu!! They did not know what the technique was called. They just knew it was new, and it was fast, very fast. They had heard the whispers on the wind about the government funded – ultra-secret project to develop ultimate ski technique. After hundreds of hours of video analysis and dartfish assisted breakdown of the technique at a long and secret retreat, Vordy, Fish, Caldwell among other’s, believed they had cracked the code. Unfortunately for them, researcher’s at the institute had already realized the fatal flaw of Skijitsu. It was only effective at 7% grade to 11%. Perfect for the toll road, or the last stage of the Tour de Ski, but consequently inefficient and useless at lesser grades and higher speeds. Once the liability was identified, the institute shifted into overdrive to find a solution. With 2010 on the horizon, failure was not an option. This solution was the Apollo11 Rocket technique which was more efficient and faster over more a varied terrain, while still maintaining the crushing uphill pace demonstrated on Whiteface. At first it was merely theoretical. Numbers were crunched force plate analysis, biometrics VQ, blah blah. Once again, the field test would be the Race to the Castle. Fall 2009 – Whiteface Toll Road. Result- Total Domination.. again the expert analysis was that it was just the rocket skis. Despite the results, the Institute’s search for the perfect technique was still on. While the Apollo11 was better then Skijitsu, it still had some fatal flaws . Due to Government restrictions those flaws cannot even be inferred to here. It was in late 2009 however, that the testing finally had another breakthrough’s and an even newer technique was born. The ultimate in ski racing.br /The Tiger Claw. Yes the Tiger Claw. You may laugh at the ridiculous of this preponderance. But in laboratory tests on the Punisher, and on road courses designed to simulate World Cup ski terrain, the Tiger Claw has broken every previous record. By minutes, not seconds. And so, while unable to race Whiteface, the facts are in, the Tiger Claw is the technique of the future and will be on public display, very, very soon. Consider yourself warned….div class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6647112093689702615-6932156147092683494?l=www.jackedupoldman.com’ alt=” //div
