HomeTag May Fools

https://fasterskier.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/05/Crush-Them.jpg

Kris Freeman, the U.S.’s top male distance skier, will have a cutting-edge on-board computer system implanted into his skull this summer, completing his transformation into a race-winning cyborg. Freeman, a type one diabetic, has been racing for the last year with the help of two devices: a continuous glucose monitor and an insulin pump. Those products have helped him render the effects of his disease all but moot. But the computer, constructed by his longtime...

https://fasterskier.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/05/all-in-bag-kikkan.jpg

All those long, lonely nights driving a cargo van full of skis and waxing equipment across Europe have given USST coach Pete Vordenberg plenty of time to think. Anyone who has ever undertaken a late night trip knows the mind comes up with all sorts of ideas, but rarely do such musings come to fruition. But for Vordenberg, a seemingly outrageous fantasy in the wee hours of a trip across Finland appears to be headed...