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The World Cup turned its focus to the Norwegian city of Drammen today, where thousands of ski-crazy spectators packed in along the 1-kilometer man-made course to watch the fastest cross-country skiers in the world push eachother–sometimes literally–to top a tougher pace than ever.

Tor Arne Hetland: Good At Going Faster Than Other People On Skis
The four fastest men in the qualifying round were all Norwegian. Eldar Roenning outskied everyone with an incredible time of 2:16.21. Silver medalist from the World Championship sprint, Tor Arne Hetland had the second-fastest time followed by the young Boerre Naess who won the previous World Cup sprint. Anyone who gave less than 105% of their maximum effort was left behind. For example, Keijo Kurttila of Finland ended up 0.01 seconds too slow to make the quarterfinals. (For full results from the qualification round, see the previous article: http://www.fasterskier.com/racing2084.html )
With the qualification round completed, it was time to get down and dirty with the head-to-head elimination heats. With four skiers in a heat, only the top two would advance to the semifinals, and once there, only the top two in each semifinal would earn a spot in the A-final to fight for the overall win.
The first quarterfinal of the day simply featured Virpi Kuitunen skiing a whopping four seconds faster than she did in the qualifying round. Kuitunen easily advanced to the semifinals along with Norwegian Guro Stroem Solli.
Women's Quarterfinal 1:
1 1 Kuitunen Virpi FIN *15:30:00 2:36.0 0.0 Q
2 8 Solli Guro Stroem NOR *15:30:00 2:36.5 +0.5 Q
3 9 Vaelimaa Kirsi FIN *15:30:00 2:38.2 +2.2
4 16 Skofterud Vibeke W. NOR *15:30:00 2:40.1 +4.1
It was in quarterfinal two that the first of many “incidents” occurred. Slovenian Petra Majdic got tangled up with Madoka Natsumi of Japan and they both went down. This meant an easy ticket to the semis for Mona-Liisa Malvalehto of Finland and Ella Gjoemle of Norway.
Women's Quarterfinal 2:
1 5 Malvalehto Mona-Liisa FIN *15:35:00 2:42.5 0.0 Q
2 12 Gjoemle Ella NOR *15:35:00 2:47.8 +5.3 Q
3 4 Majdic Petra SLO *15:35:00 2:57.5 +15.0
4 13 Natsumi Madoka JPN *15:35:00 3:17.7 +35.2
Then it was time for Canadians Beckie Scott and Sara Renner to face off against the huge home favorite, World Champion, overall World Cup points leader, virtually-undefeated sprint queen: Marit Bjoergen. With Olympic and World Championship medals of their own however, the Canadians charged fearlessly to the front and almost succeeded in keeping Bjoergen out of the semis. Bjoergen came charging back in the final uphill finish to grab a qualifying spot just half a second in front of Renner, who would end up 11th overall.
Women's Quarterfinal 3:
1 10 Scott Beckie CAN *15:40:00 2:36.0 0.0 Q
2 2 Bjoergen Marit NOR *15:40:00 2:36.3 +0.3 Q
3 7 Renner Sara CAN *15:40:00 2:36.8 +0.8
4 15 Peraelae Kirsi FIN *15:40:00 2:40.0 +4.0
Tor Arne Hetland: Good At Going Faster Than Other People On Skis
Classic sprint ace Jens Arne Svartedal (Norway) zoomed to the front of the final quarterfinal heat, with the young Boerre Naess (also of Norway, believe it or not) staying right behind him. This heat turned out to be the tightest of the day, with all four competitors hitting the finish within one second second of eachother. Naess and Svartedal came out the right end of the battle.
, an Olympic gold medalist (Beckie Scott of Canada), and Marit Bjoergen of Norway (if necessary, see certain paragraphs above for a brief but-nevertheless-annoying-to-repeat-more-than-a-few-times LIST of her credits and accolades.) </p><p><BR><center><img src=)
Marit Bjoergen
Jens Arne Svartedal: Good At Going Faster Than Other People On Skis
Off the start it was Svartedal ahead of Naess at a tempo that perhaps several people in the world had dreamed possible at some point, but that was still somewhat impressive to most of those who were watching. Just before the final finish straight, Tor Arne Hetland was at the back of the group, when suddenly (as things tend to be in an all-out sprint) Hattestad and Svartedal got enough of their limbs and/or extensions thereof involved in an inharmonious pattern of movement in order to successfully crash out. Hetland cruised in for an easy A-final ticket along with Boerre Naess.

Jens Arne Svartedal: Good At Going Faster Than Other People Except When Not On Skis . Photo from www.newspower.it
Men's Semifinal 2:
1 2 Hetland Tor Arne NOR * 2:11.2 0.0 QA
2 3 Naess Boerre NOR * 2:12.8 +1.6
3 7 Hattestad Ola Vigen NOR * 2:44.2 +33.0 QB
4 11 Svartedal Jens Arne NOR * 3:11.7 +1:00.5
Moving on to the women's B-final, Marit Bjoergen had a more encouraging lap this time around, winning the heat comfortably ahead of Guro Stroem Solli, while Beckie Scott held off Ella Gjoemle to place third in the heat, and seventh overall for the day.
Women's B-Final:
1 2 Bjoergen Marit NOR *4 2:33.4 0.0
2 8 Solli Guro Stroem NOR *4 2:34.0 +0.6
3 10 Scott Beckie CAN *3 2:35.8 +2.4
4 12 Gjoemle Ella NOR *3 2:39.5 +6.1
; the sense of personal accomplishment that comes with winning at the highest level in the world after years of hard work–or serving doping suspensions as the case may be–was also at stake. </p><p>As she had done all day, Kuitunen led from the start, held on in the middle, and picked it up at the end. In other words, she won. Dahlberg trailed early on, but wasn't trailing by too much at the end. She got third. Lina Andersson was second, just like in the World Championships sprint. Mona-Liisa Malvalehto was fourth and didn't get a medal or anything because everyone else went really fast.</p><p>Women's A-Final:</p><p>1 1 Kuitunen Virpi FIN *1 2:30.7 0.0<br />2 6 Andersson Lina SWE *1 2:31.6 +0.9<br />3 14 Dahlberg Anna SWE *2 2:32.9 +2.2<br />4 5 Malvalehto Mona-Liisa FIN *2 2:38.4 +7.7 </p><p>On to the not-quite-as-big-but-still-pretty-big show: the men's B-final with Thobias Fredrksson, Jens Arne Svartedal, Bjoern Lind, and Ola Vigen Hattestad. Hattestad won the (unofficial) highest-ranked-skier-to-crash-twice-in-one-day award, making it less incoveniant for Bjoern Lind to make sure he didn't do worse than third in the heat, seventh overall. But the battle for the fifth and sixth overall positions was much closer, with Thobias Fredriksson bravely holding off home-boy Jens Arne Svartedal despite the large angry crowd who wanted Svartedal to win, not Fredriksson, cause Svartedal was Norwegian and so were most of the people in the crowd, and a lot of people like it when other people from their country win or at least get fifth place. </p><p>Men's B-Final:</p><p>1 13 Fredriksson Thobias SWE *4 2:13.6 0.0<br />2 11 Svartedal Jens Arne NOR * 2:13.8 +0.2<br />3 8 Lind Bjoern SWE *3 2:21.3 +7.7<br />4 7 Hattestad Ola Vigen NOR *3 2:42.2 +28.6 </p><p>The home crowd had less at stake in the men's A-Final since all four finalists were Norwegian, but they made a lot of encouraging noise anyway. The giant Trond Iverson went for it right from the gun, gambling all-or-nothing on a fast start and hoping to hold on in the end. Iverson was unable to match his own pace however, and sank like a rock or some other heavy thing that doesn't float as the other three charged up the final straight within one second of eachother. Hetland and Roenning pulled slightly ahead of Naess and were still dead-locked at the line. </p><p>After a close examination of the finish photo, officials determined that Tor Arne Hetland had a slightly more Norwegian-sounding name than Eldar Roenning, and as if that weren't enough, the front of Hetland's boot had crossed the line quite a few nanoseconds before Roenning's, who has smaller feet. Therefore, Hetland was determined the winner, as you can see below.</p><p><BR><center><img src=)
Tor Arne Hetland: Good At Going Faster Than Other People On Skis
Men's A-Final:
1 2 Hetland Tor Arne NOR *1 2:09.4 0.0 FD
2 1 Roenning Eldar NOR *1 2:09.4 0.0 FD
3 3 Naess Boerre NOR * 2:10.3 +0.9
4 4 Iversen Trond NOR *2 2:16.3 +6.9
And that's all I have to say about that.

