Team Atomic Finalizes Olympic Selection Of Technicians

FasterSkierDecember 6, 2005

“We receive letters from over 1,100 guys wanting to serve as technicians at Torino,” observed Peter Juric, Atomic’s International Race Director. “Two guys who apply are still in prison in Siberia but claim they get out in time for Olympics. We think it is not a good idea to get those guys. We have selected six very good guys who make skis go super fast. Atomic has new skis that are crazy good, we have the best skiers from Europe, US and China on our skis and now we have best technical team of service technicians. I tell you this because this is what I tell you, the Atomic skiers are going to do to the other skiers at Torino what a Junk Yard dog does to a pretty pretty little Poodle dog. You know, the kind of Poodle dog that skinny boys with tight pants take for walks in the park. That is what is going to happen.”