XCFeedsBoulder Nordic Sport Hires Gunnar Caldwell, Handlers.

Avatar Johnny KlisterAugust 25, 2009

p class=”MsoNormal”For immediate release./p
p class=”MsoNormal”Gunnar Caldwell has been hired on as shaman, guru, director and technical advisor to Boulder Nordic Sport.  Caldwell is widely known as the wunderkind, having combined two endurance family genetics with a lifetime of high fluorocarbon inhalation creating superhero powers that escape most Nordic skiers.  (He has excellent spelling, grammar and punctuation skills.)  He brings with him Amy and Zach Caldwell who have some experience in the ski world, and who will act as his entourage.  Gunnar commented on the recent transition.  “I’m pleased.  Though Boulder is a self-important, dainty place, the food is certainly better than in Canada and I feel that my services here will be more appreciated.”/p
p class=”MsoNormal”BNS owner, Nathan Schultz commented, “Gunnar is key to our business.  In addition to providing assistance to the USST, just having him on the premises makes this sdrug front /s ski business more plausible.”/p
p class=”MsoNormal”In addition to his services for Boulder Nordic Sport, Gunnar will be consulting for the US Ski Team, which will be useful as he is the only other American that can speak Freeman./p
p class=”MsoNormal”Since  2006, Boulder Nordic Sport’s mission has been sinterstellar global domination/s to provide world cup service to people who can barely stand upright on skis.  “I’m not only capable of standing upright on skis,” explained Gunnar, “But I’ve been doing it since I was in utero.”/p

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