Arrested!! “Illegal Ski Technique”

FasterSkierNovember 13, 2009

a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7ctRnHbkI/AAAAAAAAC44/RBAr1vr-plg/s1600-h/IMG_0030.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;” src=”http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7ctRnHbkI/AAAAAAAAC44/RBAr1vr-plg/s400/IMG_0030.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403999273270865474″ //abr /a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7ctf8smPI/AAAAAAAAC4w/I6arjThnDPA/s1600-h/IMG_0025.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;” src=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7ctf8smPI/AAAAAAAAC4w/I6arjThnDPA/s400/IMG_0025.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403999277119478002″ //abr /a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7cs8nf2PI/AAAAAAAAC4o/J7OUzNpmByw/s1600-h/IMG_0022.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;” src=”http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7cs8nf2PI/AAAAAAAAC4o/J7OUzNpmByw/s400/IMG_0022.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403999267635321074″ //abr /a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7csxhwIsI/AAAAAAAAC4g/Od5geCX0yq8/s1600-h/IMG_0021.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;” src=”http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv7csxhwIsI/AAAAAAAAC4g/Od5geCX0yq8/s400/IMG_0021.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403999264658432706″ //abr /div style=”text-align: center;”Jacked Up being led off the tracks by Finnish Police/divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: center;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: left;”After escaping from the Olos Ski Prison Jacked Up took up residence in Rovaniemi, Finland. A quiet setting with a great history in the Nordic Sports. It was the perfect place to train anonymously and discreetly. Oh Well!!/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”Today the Jacked Up old Man was arrested after being reported by Ounasvaara Ski Club Officials and local Citizens who recognized him from Finland’s Most Wanted show. As he was skiing around the ski track./divdiv style=”text-align: left;” Some of the charges that were leaked from the sealed inditement, Jacked Up was charged with:/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: left;” /divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bIllegal Ski Technique/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bSkiing to Fast/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bImpersonating a Finnish National Team Skier/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bHunting Reindeer and Moose without a license /b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bTraining with Illegal Training Plan/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bSystemic Overtraining/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bImpersonating Santa Claus/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”bNeglecting Recovery/b/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: left;”He was immediately sentenced and returned to the Lapland Prison System for Remedial Skiing and Shooting./divdiv style=”text-align: left;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: left;”We all know what the Finns are up to arresting and incarcerating an innocent Man who is just Guilty of loving Skiing and Hard Training… Protecting National Interests and the Population??/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”Dragging that Reindeer down the trail was simply resistance training./divdiv style=”text-align: left;”We all know what the Finn’s are after.. They are after the secret weapon. /divdiv style=”text-align: left;”TIGER CLAW/divdiv style=”text-align: left;”br //divdiv style=”text-align: left;”Fortunately the Institute is sending a Fast Action Extraction Team to Lapland. To protect their “Intellectual Property”/divbr /a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv44OBXlweI/AAAAAAAAC4Y/gHS26gN3wB4/s1600-h/IMG_0006.jpg”img style=”display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;” src=”http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n7a3IKFYbqU/Sv44OBXlweI/AAAAAAAAC4Y/gHS26gN3wB4/s400/IMG_0006.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”” id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403818416427876834″ //adiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6647112093689702615-8959072129724257655?l=www.jackedupoldman.com’ alt=” //div

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