“Hey, do you think we could give EVERYONE at US Nationals…

img src=”http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvluyzPo2B1qzt3xbo1_500.jpg”/br/br/p“Hey, do you think we could give EVERYONE at US Nationals a hat like yours?”/p
p“Jesus, NO!  No one would actually wear this thing.  I’m a living stereotype!”/p