The Hottest Skier – March’s Sweetest Sixteen

FasterSkierMarch 31, 201020

What?  Yeah, that’s right, there are lots of great reasons to be a Nordic skier, but one of them is that there are a whole lot of fit, attractive people wearing spandex.  Here is a list of some of the hottest European skiers on the World Cup.  We may have forgotten a few so feel free to write them into the comment section and we will add them to the list.  We did not want the North Americans to dominate so we made an executive decision to eliminate all of them… sorry Andy and Morgan.

Superficial?  Certainly, but remember that it is spring time, and you’re supposed to be having fun.

All of our photos of these athletes are from races, so we are using google images to supplement.  If you don’t have a poster on your wall, google will provide.

Please vote at the bottom of the page.  We will tally the scores and then enter a second round of voting to determine the winners!

The ‘Research’ Center

Therese Johaug


Sandrine Bailly: website , google images

Marit Bjoergen: google images

Stephanie Boehler: websitegoogle images

Nichole Fessel: google images

Arriana Follis: google images

Ella Gjoemle: google images

Anna Haag: websitegoogle images

Nat Herz: google images

Astrid Uhrenholdt Jacobsen: websitegoogle images

Therese Johaug: websitegoogle images

Charlotte Kalla: google images

Magdalena Neuner: google images

Madoka Natsumi: google images

Stephanie Santer: google images

Kristina Smigun: google images

Kristin Stoermer Steira: google images

Guro Stroem Solli: google images

Evi Sachenbacher Stehle: google images

Claudia Nystad: google images

Petter Northug (photo: Ida Karlsson)


Roland Clara: google images

Dario Cologna: google images

Giorgio Di Centa: google images

Valerio Checchi: google images

Jens Filbrich: google images

Jean Marc Gaillard: google images

Ola Vigen Hattestad: google images

Marcus Hellner: google images

Nat Herz: google images

Nikita Kriukov: google images

Toni Livers: google images

Petter Northug: google images

Johan Olsson: google images

Teodor Peterson: google images

Daniel Rickardsson: google images

Eldar Roenning: google images

Josef Wenzl: google images

Vote For Your Top 5 Favorite

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  • Nathaniel Herz

    March 31, 2010 at 9:36 am

    For the record, I had nothing to do with this. But you should still vote for me.

  • skier017

    March 31, 2010 at 11:13 am

    No contest…Johaug is the winner. hands down.

  • brisbin44

    March 31, 2010 at 11:14 am

    How is Polsa or Axel not on this list?!? Geez

  • Mike Trecker

    March 31, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    I voted but three in my top five aren’t here. My write ins: Evi Sachenbacher, Claudia Nystad, Julia Tchepalova.

  • Xaphoon

    March 31, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Johaug…so hot right now!!


    March 31, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    I can’t believe you missed Evi Sachenbacher — Patrick Stinson did the same earlier. She’s so hot right now!

  • FasterSkier

    March 31, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Sachenbacher and Nystad have both been added. Tchepalova is not eligible as she is serving a doping ban.


    March 31, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    OK, then I would have to cast one vote each for Sachenbacher-Stehle and Nystad. I voted for five already, though, so please retract my vote for Nat Herz…

    Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t change my vote. With the addition of these last two, I would have voted for too many Germans. My original vote was much more diverse, but Sachenbacher-Stehle is hard to pass up. What a great sprint team she and Nystad made at the Olympics — in more ways than one!

    …man, I just read what I wrote and realize there’s no way to say that without sounding like a total perv.

  • 2PACmosDEF

    March 31, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    no Beckie Scott or Chandra Crawford?
    they are some HOTT Canucks

  • FasterSkier

    March 31, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Read the article. It clearly states that we did not include ANY North Americans.

  • Andy_Hardy

    March 31, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Lame that there aren’t any North Americans on this list. Without ’em it was tough to find five legit hotties to choose from!

  • peloquma

    March 31, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    FAILED ! and miserably too… your choices are lam-o

  • genegold

    April 1, 2010 at 12:30 am

    Check the link for Arianna Follis. Kikkan Randall’s photo is there, as is some porno.

  • FasterSkier

    April 1, 2010 at 6:09 am

    The link is merely a google images search for the name “Arianna Follis.” We obviously have no control over what google returns. There are bound to be images of other skiers that google somehow misidentifies based on the other content – hence Kikkan – I’m sure that photo is from a race that Follis was in.

    In terms of porn there were no photos in my search that are pornographic. Google generally only returns inappropriate images and content if the user specifically allows it.

    If you have issues with google searches, I suggest you contact google directly.

  • nexer

    April 1, 2010 at 7:46 am

    I voted 5x for Ella Gjoemle based on the Google image search results.

  • 2PACmosDEF

    April 1, 2010 at 9:36 am

    I thought you meant only non-US skiers. Liz and Morgan S. (and Newell) would’ve dominated. That’s what we produce up here in Vermont: fast skiers and very attractive people.

  • Patrick Stinson

    April 1, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Hell yeah. An article after my own heart. Crawford is pretty much a hands down for girl next door, considering she *is* Canadian, and *is* totally hot. Way to go Devon.

    I got a bunch of nominations from some elite Alaskan women way back when. Got to keep the guys on the list too. All I remember was that Hattestad was the winner hands down.

    Anyway, I voted for Johaug and Steffi B. That was a total no-brainer.

    Sorry Marit, but if your biceps are three times bigger than mine you don’t make my hot list.

    mmmm….hot list.

  • NuttySki

    April 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Without a doubt Chandra Crawford would have been a front runner

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